So I Smacked My Girlfriend In The Face Last Night


I Smacked My Girlfriend In The Face Last Night And Got Worried, Here Is The Conversation That Followed:

Her: So You Wanna Smack Me Huh, Well You Know What I’m Gonna Do?

Me Thinking Silently: Shit, I’m Too Pretty For Prison

Her: I’m Gonna Ride Your Dick Mother Fucker…

Me Thinking Silently: WTF?!?!? Hell Yes…

Ok It’d Didn’t Actually Happen But We Were Sitting Around Talking And I Jokingly Said I Was Going To Smack Her And She Said Oh So Your Gonna Smack Me? Ok, Guess What Mother Fucker, I’m Gonna Ride Your Dick… Smiles And Laughter Followed w00t

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