Hitting random blogs the other day, I unfortunately came across Big Fat Blog which is the fucking basis for this mile long rant I’m bout to fucking write…

Me and my girlfriend went through the site and were fucking disgusted by what we read and saw…

When the fuck did being fat become acceptable? It’s fucking disgusting, why the fuck would anyone want it to be acceptable? With some exceptions, (thyroid problems and shit like that) Being fat is a state of fucking mind, not a fucking disease you lazy god damn fat fucks.

Big Fat Blog is full of people who seem to think being fat should be acceptable, fuck them, they are nothing but fat, lazy fucking morons.

It’s a god damn fact that being fat is unhealthy. I’m not talking the 5 pounds above having a perfect BMI but if your fat enough that I can bend your head backwards and fuck the back of your neck like a pack of hot dogs, you need to lose some weight you fat lazy fuck

I’ve heard all the bullshit, it’s genetic, I can’t lose weight, I can’t help it and a fucking vault full of other excuses. To all of them I say fuck you, your just a lazy fucking cunt. There is no reason to be fat, we don’t have to store our god damn food reserves like a bear do we? I don’t see fat people shoving corks up there asses for the winter. What I do see is a growing number of fat fucks chugging down a big mac with a diet pepsi… And WTF is with that, you order some artery clogging piece of shit burger and you hope to compensate for it by drinking a diet fucking pepsi? WTF is wrong with you people.

Fat people are fucking disgusting… I do realize there are certain medical conditions that can cause? or contribute to obesity but unless your unable to walk or perform basic exercises, there is no reason for you to be fat.

Some of it may be genetic, you may be “big boned” or claim to be “naturally” chubby but in reality your just a lazy fuck… Just cause you have big bones doesn’t mean you have to add 150lbs to your already big fucking body…

Some of you say you can’t exercise because of blah blah blah whatever fucking reason, your also just fucking lazy… There are 85 year old fucking grandmothers who have had hip replacements who still exercise daily…

Some of you say you don’t have time to exercise, again fuck you. Take 30 minutes and move your fat ass off the couch and put down that big mac and guess what? In six months you’ll be skinnier, healthier and better fucking looking…

Fat people are a fucking joke, you fucking look disgusting, how in gods name do some of you mother fuckers even wipe your own asses, your god damn arms look like they can’t bend without some fat leaking out…

And If your reading this and thinking I’m an asshole well guess what, I am. No I’m not naturally blessed to be skinny, I fucking work out and I eat right, hell I’m 6′ 1″ and 190lbs. At one point, I was over 270lbs, and I dropped all that weight in under 4 months just by exercising, I didn’t change how much beer I drink, I really didn’t modify what I eat, I just got up off my lazy ass and exercised… I’ve only now changed my diet to be healthier… Did you read that? You can eat pizza and drink a case of fucking beer everyday and still lose weight if you will just get off your lazy fucking asses…

I love you fat lazy fucks who say you can’t exercise because of health problems… Why the fuck do you think you have fucking health problems? Start out walking slowly and make changes to your diet and in no time you’ll be able to step up the intensity of the workout and you will eventually lose that fucking weight you fat fuck…

Before I met her, my girlfriend used to be fat as well but, she lost all the fucking weight before I met her and is one sexy bitch now. To be perfectly fucking blunt, if she had been fat when I met her we would have never even hooked up. She hates fucking lazy fat people just as much as I do, because she lost a lot of weight and got her self into shape… Yeah I’m an asshole but its a fact, most people don’t like fat people.

Common people… Fat “acceptance”? I can accept the fact that my parents are 60 something and they may put on a few extra pounds with age, but I can’t accept some 300lb fat fuck who’s just too god damn lazy to exercise…

Facts:

• Being Fat Is Fucking Unhealthy
• Fat People Who Remain Fat Are Just Fucking Lazy
• There Is No Excuse To Remain Fat
• Your A Fucking Idiot If You Think It’s ok To Be Fat
• Big Macs And Fast Food Are Not A Fucking Part Of The Food Pyramid

If you don’t have to carry a purse or a book bag because you can store all the shit you carry in your fat folds, then you need to drop some fucking weight…

I hope every single one of you fat fucking lazy bastards lose your god damn legs to diabetes and that the diabetes god will strike you down…

Fat Hating PleX Signing Out…

[edit] It has come to my attention that I can’t spell and my grasp of the English language sucks… In my defense, I’m hung over and could really give a shit…

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