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This is just proof once again that the world is indeed fucked…
Gamers Unite And Help A Sick Kid!

Honestly, where the hell were all these teachers when I was in fucking school? You lucky little bastards…. But WTF, Lisa Marinelli looks like a bad sex change operation victim… Why the hell would you do that to your poor dick? I wouldn’t hit it… Guess the student got to get away with a ton [...]

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POLK COUNTY, Fla. — A camouflaged hunter sitting in a tree was accidentally shot and killed Friday by another hunter trying to shoot a turkey, according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.
Investigators said Michael Shane Hasting, 40, was hunting with his 6-year-old son at the River Ranch Acres Hunt Club Friday and [...]

I took this pic from my phone the other day. See if you can find all the goofy shit.

I know, I know, some of the stickers are illegible but it’s ok! I took time out of my busy schedule to digitally recreate what the stickers said. I even correlated the colors for you. And as [...]

LOL this is fucking awesome, these asshats want sympathy after being flash banged and possibly shot after they kept throwing stink bombs on the ship!
I’m pretty sure there are other ways to voice your anti-whaling stuff that don’t end up with you getting shot lol
What a bunch of fucking morons, I wish a flash bang [...]

NEW YORK (CNN) — Authorities are searching for a man on a bicycle as a possible suspect in the Thursday bombing at a military recruiting station in Times Square, an FBI spokesman said.
New York bomb squad officers inspect the street in front of the neon-festooned military office.
The blast, around 3:45 a.m., caused no injuries, officials [...]

This has got to be one of the most fucking retarded things I have ever seen and of course it was in WalMart…
What kind of fucking moron needs instructions on how to use a water fountain? Yes I know the front button is broken but jesus fucking christ, does it take that much of a [...]

It’s pretty annoying walking down a grocery store isle and watching some group of kids act like a bunch of little bastards while the parents stand there and do nothing… I’m not talking about the normal little kid being a pain in the ass but some parents let their kids run them and pretty much [...]