Tonight at Midnight, I turn 27 (FYI I had to pause writing this and ask Ashley how old I was about to become). My girlfriend Ashley got me one of the most useful and kick ass birthday presents I’ve ever gotten. Just so you know, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker are tied for my favorite [...]

The 3-legged chair FTW. Sorry Plex, the chair got almost all of us…

Below: This shirt isn’t indicating that I “love” the company of cats, it’s actually insinuating that I make sweet love to the pussies. RWAR! I got this shirt from a comedian on tour for a few bucks. His headline joke was: If you’ve [...]

I took this pic from my phone the other day. See if you can find all the goofy shit.

I know, I know, some of the stickers are illegible but it’s ok! I took time out of my busy schedule to digitally recreate what the stickers said. I even correlated the colors for you. And as [...]

Recently recruited as a blogger with NO prior history of blogging… “hrmm?” <– one might ask, “what does this guy have to say?”… My answer to that is “nothing”. I’m not eluding the question by not saying anything, rather I’m literally saying “nothing”. I am not a self-indulgent wiener that wants to force [...]

Go Here: http://www.coldbacon.com
Honestly, It’s an addictive collection of links and WTFness, seriously spend like 20 minutes following links and you will see what I mean… And you get background music too!
At first is seems like some 1994 page but just follow the links around for a bit, its awesome lol, unlike this site its got [...]

WTF Is This? I Saw It Here

Thats A bunch of damn of Turtles!
Gamers Unite And Help A Sick Kid!

And your girlfriend is somehow wearing your shirt as a pair of boxer shorts o.O
That was a fun night, err well at least I’m pretty sure it was because of my lack of any clear memory of that night… God I should have took pictures lol
Whiskey For The Win!
Gamers Unite And Help A Sick Kid!

Though not as much as my girlfriend does
Me and Ashley picked up some treats for our new little mutt “Izzy” without paying too much attention to them until we looked at the package:

As you can see, they really do look like a set of cock and balls, their fucking Meaty Bones [...]

Found this while browsing, It’s a list of good resources online for learning to play the guitar and as I’m slowly and not so effectively learning to play the guitar, I Figured I’d Share It:
http://mashable.com/2008/03/02/learn-guitar-online/
Gamers Unite And Help A Sick Kid!

I accidentally cut myself while opening a bottle of wine with potato peeler, not one of the brightest things to do but it worked minus the little cut. Whats weird about the whole thing is how much this tiny little cut bled! So you can understand, here is a picture of the little cut [...]