Tonight at Midnight, I turn 27 (FYI I had to pause writing this and ask Ashley how old I was about to become). My girlfriend Ashley got me one of the most useful and kick ass birthday presents I’ve ever gotten. Just so you know, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker are tied for my favorite [...]

So We Went And Saw The New Hulk Movie This Past Weekend (We Being Me, My Girlfriend Ashley And My Son) At The Dolphin Mall In Miami for Fathers Day (w00t)
Kick Ass Movie Though It Could Have Been Longer…
But, Back To The Point. Outside The Theater, They Had A 7′ Tall Or So Hulk Statue [...]

I had a lease on a 2007 V-Dub GLI with about 6 months left on the lease… There was nothing wrong with the car, I just didn’t like it. So I started searching on Google to see if there was anyway I could get out of the fucking lease without penalties and fuck w00t I [...]

The little bastard is out on my balcony thing every morning, this is the pic I got of him (possibly her) eventually I will train the little bastard to eat Cheetos out of my hand…

w00t
- PleX
Gamers Unite And Help A Sick Kid!

The 3-legged chair FTW. Sorry Plex, the chair got almost all of us…

Below: This shirt isn’t indicating that I “love” the company of cats, it’s actually insinuating that I make sweet love to the pussies. RWAR! I got this shirt from a comedian on tour for a few bucks. His headline joke was: If you’ve [...]

Ok, so my girlfriend knows that I continuously forget everything, especially in the mornings, things like coffee, lunch and clothing seem to be completely forgotten before the day star rises and ruins my day… So in her complete understanding of my lack of brain power in the wee morn she so kindly did the following [...]