Why is it women always do the I’m pregnant thing for April fools? I know 5 people that its going to be happening to tomorrow, hell the women here at the office actually have a pool going to see which of their boyfriends and husbands get tricked by it… Fucking women are evil… And just [...]

Ok, so my girlfriend knows that I continuously forget everything, especially in the mornings, things like coffee, lunch and clothing seem to be completely forgotten before the day star rises and ruins my day… So in her complete understanding of my lack of brain power in the wee morn she so kindly did the following [...]