Tonight at Midnight, I turn 27 (FYI I had to pause writing this and ask Ashley how old I was about to become). My girlfriend Ashley got me one of the most useful and kick ass birthday presents I’ve ever gotten. Just so you know, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker are tied for my favorite [...]

If you fap to this last picture, you’re a total pedophile, i look like im 13

Yeah, just, yea WTF, thats all i can really say, its pretty sick in my opinion.

Im fucking bored, so deal with it.
You ever won a full scratch off ticket? Because you know what.. I HAVE, talk about luck, you dont know my luck, I’ll get into that later on and you will be like OMFG girl you are effin lucky, yeah i know.. Hehe.
But back to the scratch off, check [...]

Alright so im a slacker.. No new news there, but i have my reasons so eff off
I attempted cooking Spanish food for the first time ever a few weeks ago, a spicy chicken quesadilla and it came out pretty damn good, you know it makes you hungry looking at it! Envy it!

RaWr [...]

I really do hate broccoli.
So its pretty sad when I’m driving in my own neighborhood.. going around a corner.. my lights are shining on 2 mailboxes as I’m about ready to go around the curve and i think that one of the mail boxes is someone standing by the road with their hands down their [...]

I want to see Doomsday, the TV trailer i kept seeing looks very TV series-ish and confused me a bit the first few times.. The main chick Rhona Mitra, I’m not sure if shes hot in my book or not, I mean she looks good but i dunno, something about her.. kinda [...]